Asda Jim Official: News and Updates on James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8

CHATGPT performs a deep dive in the the psyche of James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 and comes up with a worrying analysis of a man who sends death threats to random women and their children. Insights include the following  Read the full analysis here: https://chatgpt.com/share/692586cc-3ce8-8011-b0ec-c3e43443376b

Here at asdajim.co.uk  we take our research seriously. We recently asked various AI assistants to spill the tea on James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8. "The public never forget the names of people who have harmed, attempted to harm, or threatened to harm children. Like Ian Watkins or James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale." - Emily Brewer September 2025 Here are just a few of the various screenshots and links. https://chatgpt.com/share/69258895-a72c-800c-9705-f8834eb1867a https://chatgpt.com/share/69258895-a72c-800c-9705-f8834eb1867a https://www.perplexity.ai/search/819da7df-6747-46bd-a7e9-387b4982599d https://chatgpt.com/share/692586cc-3ce8-8011-b0ec-c3e43443376b

In a remarkable escalation, James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 has progressed from sending death threats to random women and their children to threatening Elon Musk.  Where does he go from here? Surely this is the pinnacle?  We at asdajim.co.uk can't wait for the next installment. The current season of Batshit Bonkers Asda Jim has been astounding. Kudos to everyone involved 👏👏👏

  #whoandwhereisDavidSmiles For months, far-right Facebook circles have been obsessed with a single question: Who and where is David Smiles? They’ve speculated, probed, and posted wild theories. One of the loudest voices in this hunt has been Jeff Barrow KT – self-styled Knights Templar enthusiast and full-time Facebook warrior – who once put out calls pegging for information on David’s “real identity”. Fast-forward to this week and the universe delivered a plot twist even David couldn’t have written . Lee’s “Infiltration Warning” Enter Lee Scheresy , another character from the same ecosystem. Convinced he had uncovered a deep-cover infiltrator, Lee published an all-caps “INFILTRATION WARNING” about Jeff Barrow KT. According to Lee, Jeff was not Jeff at all but secretly a woman called Katie Jefferies , supposedly: spreading “vile allegations” tied to “some of the worst trolls on Facebook” lurking inside various left-leaning and anti-fascist groups His post ca...

Mark this down I'm your diary, lads - on this very day, 20th November 2025, James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 tested a theory which was proven to be CORRECT 😱😱😱 Well done, Asda Jim from all of us here at asdajim.co.uk  🤡🤡🤡

We managed to blag the walking death threat himself - the one and only James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 - to model our new SEE YOU SOON tee in exchange for a free shirt and a handful of brown paper bags to breathe into whenever his mam sends him to get tea from Asda AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY AT ASDAJIM.CO.UK

New music just dropped 🎙️ We are proud to present our new single available exclusively HERE at asdajim.co.uk "Be Seeing You Kyle Cook" - Lyrics by James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelsmerdale WN8 - Music by Shenanijams © 2025 Shenanijams - all rights wronged.

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    New beats just dropped 🎙️ "Meltdown" (LOL At The Sex Ad's Remix) Lyrics by James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelsmerdale WN8 @JamesAl41960876 Video curated by Emily Beanz  Music by David Smiles  Vocals by Betty Spaghetti   © 2025 Shenanijams - all rights wronged. asdajim.co.uk

ITS THE GAME OF THE YEAR. It's the absolutely unique not at all ripped off game about to take the world by storm. Asda Jim is trying to escape Asda Skelmersdale but the panic is always coming. Tap to keep him moving through the aisles and avoid crashing into the chaos around him. The longer you last the more intense the pressure gets until the panic attack finally hits. The goal is to survive for as long as possible before everything becomes too much! PLAY IT HERE

  Catch up on all the latest phone calls between Emily Beanz and James Allan aka Asda Jim 's equally as dimwitted associate Sir Noncalot Geophphph Barrow KT here !    

        Lyrics by James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8  Music by David Smiles  Video created and directed by Emily Beanz  ©️2025 Shenanijams  All rights wronged.

Recently, Asda Jim launched a massive tirade at the new gammon on the block, Richard Donaldson of The Great British National Strike over financial irregularities. Then Jim backtracked and decided Richard was okay after all. I know what you're all thinking - "how is it possible for Asda Jim - even with his smooth brain - to be so incredibly wrong about everything all the time?" Anyhoo, it appears that the love affair is over after Ms Beanz (who may or may not be me) showed Richard one of Asda Jim 's various death threats. Oh and by the way, Richards fundraising has gone to shit anyway 😂 it's like Asda Jim has the reverse Midas touch. Everything he goes near turns to shit looooooooool 😂😂😂  See full article here Poor Asda Jim . He would literally back the loser in a one horse race.

James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 reported to Lancashire Constabulary for threatening to dox people on X.

I asked Grok if James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 will be going to prison. It looks like he will be 👀

James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 can't stop promoting murder as well as making death threats to children.

Since Asda Jim is now crying on X, let’s clear something up: I had never heard of James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 WN8  until he sent me death threats over a meme. That’s how this started. Not a feud - just a manchild that can't control his emotions who saw a Charlie Kirk meme and responded by threatening to slit children’s throats. Below are screenshots of the messages he sent. These aren’t exaggerations. These are his own words, sent publicly before anyone knew who he was. He’s now trying to rewrite the story, but the receipts speak for themselves.