ASDA JIM MERCH EXCLUSIVE TO ASDAJIM.CO.UK


We managed to blag the walking death threat himself - the one and only James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 - to model our new SEE YOU SOON tee in exchange for a free shirt and a handful of brown paper bags to breathe into whenever his mam sends him to get tea from Asda

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