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Even Ubergammons are disgusted by James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdales behaviour 🧐

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Recently, Asda Jim launched a massive tirade at the new gammon on the block, Richard Donaldson of The Great British National Strike over financial irregularities. Then Jim backtracked and decided Richard was okay after all. I know what you're all thinking - "how is it possible for Asda Jim - even with his smooth brain - to be so incredibly wrong about everything all the time?" Anyhoo, it appears that the love affair is over after Ms Beanz (who may or may not be me) showed Richard one of Asda Jim 's various death threats. Oh and by the way, Richards fundraising has gone to shit anyway 😂 it's like Asda Jim has the reverse Midas touch. Everything he goes near turns to shit looooooooool 😂😂😂  See full article here Poor Asda Jim . He would literally back the loser in a one horse race.

Asda Jim Threatens to Dox People on X

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James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 reported to Lancashire Constabulary for threatening to dox people on X.

Let's ask Grok - Is Asda Jim going to prison?

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I asked Grok if James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 will be going to prison. It looks like he will be 👀

Asda Jim can't stop making death threats

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James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 can't stop promoting murder as well as making death threats to children.

Setting the Record Straight on Asda Jim

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Since Asda Jim is now crying on X, let’s clear something up: I had never heard of James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 WN8  until he sent me death threats over a meme. That’s how this started. Not a feud - just a manchild that can't control his emotions who saw a Charlie Kirk meme and responded by threatening to slit children’s throats. Below are screenshots of the messages he sent. These aren’t exaggerations. These are his own words, sent publicly before anyone knew who he was. He’s now trying to rewrite the story, but the receipts speak for themselves.

Asda Jim Vs Elon Musk

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Let's check in on what nonsense James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 has posted on X shall we I'm sure that it won't be OH JESUS CHRIST HE'S JUST THREATENED ELON MUSK WITH A LAWSUIT 😂😂😂

BREAKING NEWS - JAMES ALLAN AKA ASDA JAMES FROM SKELMERSDALE WN8 PRETENDS TO HAVE FRIENDS 👀

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The James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 paradox

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How does Asda Jim simultaneously protekt are wimin whilst being scared of going down Big Asda for his mam?

The Officer Who’d Never Heard of PACE

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— A recorded call by James Allan aka Asda Jim , WN8, Skelmersdale In a call made by James Allan to the police this week, a troubling issue came to light — one that raises serious questions about the state of frontline policing in the UK. James, who had previously filed a report through the Online Terrorism Portal on 12th September, followed up after receiving no response for over a week. His report included information relating to death threats, firearms, doxxing, data breaches, and politically motivated harassment — yet, when he attempted to attend a voluntary interview under PACE (Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984), things quickly took an unexpected turn. “I’ve just tried to go to the station to request a voluntary interview under PACE,” James told the operator. “The woman on the desk didn’t even know what PACE was.” For those unaware, PACE is the cornerstone of British policing — the very framework that governs how officers exercise powers of stop and search, arrest,...

That time (i.e. today) when Asda Jim wanted to be interviewed under PACE

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Asda Jim - "yes hello. I’d like to be arrested please I’m disgusted that they wouldn’t interview me under PACE” 😂😂😂 See the nonsense in full technicolour HERE 😂 New beats by Asda Jim just dropped too

When Asda Jim Met Geophph: A Hate-Fuelled Alliance

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Individually, Jeff Barrow KT (better known as Geophphph Wheelbarrow or Three Gaphphph Geophphphph) and James Allan WN8 ( Asda Jim ) were already memorable figures. Both had made names for themselves through aggressive online rants, bizarre threats, and an obsessive fixation with David Smiles and his circle. But the story took a stranger turn when the two men, united by their shared hatred, appeared to team up. Jeff Barrow: The Templar Outcast Jeff Barrow’s reputation was already sealed. A self-styled Knight Templar, he had been ostracised by his own group for going too far online. His attempts to rally others against David Smiles included bizarre ransom-style posts offering “cash rewards” for personal details — with the stipulation that nobody should dare ask how much. Asda Jim: The Meme Menace Meanwhile, James Allan — quickly christened Asda Jim after his contradictory supermarket anxiety confession — had built his own reputation through threats p...