When Asda Jim Met Geophph: A Hate-Fuelled Alliance

Individually, Jeff Barrow KT (better known as Geophphph Wheelbarrow or Three Gaphphph

Geophphphph) and James Allan WN8 (Asda Jim) were already memorable figures. Both had made names for themselves through aggressive online rants, bizarre threats, and an obsessive fixation with David Smiles and his circle.

But the story took a stranger turn when the two men, united by their shared hatred, appeared to

team up.

Jeff Barrow: The Templar Outcast

Jeff Barrow’s reputation was already sealed. A self-styled Knight Templar, he had been

ostracised by his own group for going too far online. His attempts to rally others against David Smiles included bizarre ransom-style posts offering “cash rewards” for personal details — with the stipulation that nobody should dare ask how much.

Asda Jim: The Meme Menace

Meanwhile, James Allan — quickly christened Asda Jim after his contradictory supermarket

anxiety confession — had built his own reputation through threats posted on Turning Point UK’s Facebook page. His attempts to sound like a gangster movie villain only served to fuel ridicule and memes.

A Shared Hatred

Despite their differences in style, the two men found common ground in their loathing of Smiles (and later, Beanz, which may or may not be Smiles). Screenshots began to circulate showing them reinforcing each other’s narratives, building up imagined threats, and continuing conversations with people who had already blocked them.

It was less of a sophisticated alliance and more of a digital buddy cop parody in reverse — two men bound not by friendship, but by obsession.

Comedy, Not Terror

What could have been menacing instead became comedic. Onlookers couldn’t help but noticethe contradictions: one man offering shady “cash rewards” without naming a price, the otherthreatening families while admitting he was too anxious to go to Asda.

Together, their alliance only amplified the absurdity. Rather than striking fear, they created an accidental double act: Geophph and Asda Jim — the hate-fuelled duo that nobody took seriously.

The Legacy of the Duo

In the end, both men failed in their self-appointed missions. They wanted to scare, but they became content. Their fixation with Smiles and Beanz turned into running jokes, their names etched into internet lore not as villains, but as memes.

When Asda Jim met Geophph, the result wasn’t intimidation. It was a comedy partnership

forged in misplaced rage.