ASDA JIM - PANIC STATIONS!


ITS THE GAME OF THE YEAR.

It's the absolutely unique not at all ripped off game about to take the world by storm.

Asda Jim is trying to escape Asda Skelmersdale but the panic is always coming. Tap to keep him moving through the aisles and avoid crashing into the chaos around him. The longer you last the more intense the pressure gets until the panic attack finally hits. The goal is to survive for as long as possible before everything becomes too much!

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