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Asda Jim Vs Elon Musk

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Let's check in on what nonsense James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 has posted on X shall we I'm sure that it won't be OH JESUS CHRIST HE'S JUST THREATENED ELON MUSK WITH A LAWSUIT 😂😂😂

BREAKING NEWS - JAMES ALLAN AKA ASDA JAMES FROM SKELMERSDALE WN8 PRETENDS TO HAVE FRIENDS 👀

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The James Allan aka Asda Jim from Skelmersdale WN8 paradox

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How does Asda Jim simultaneously protekt are wimin whilst being scared of going down Big Asda for his mam?

The Officer Who’d Never Heard of PACE

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— A recorded call by James Allan aka Asda Jim , WN8, Skelmersdale In a call made by James Allan to the police this week, a troubling issue came to light — one that raises serious questions about the state of frontline policing in the UK. James, who had previously filed a report through the Online Terrorism Portal on 12th September, followed up after receiving no response for over a week. His report included information relating to death threats, firearms, doxxing, data breaches, and politically motivated harassment — yet, when he attempted to attend a voluntary interview under PACE (Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984), things quickly took an unexpected turn. “I’ve just tried to go to the station to request a voluntary interview under PACE,” James told the operator. “The woman on the desk didn’t even know what PACE was.” For those unaware, PACE is the cornerstone of British policing — the very framework that governs how officers exercise powers of stop and search, arrest,...

That time (i.e. today) when Asda Jim wanted to be interviewed under PACE

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Asda Jim - "yes hello. I’d like to be arrested please I’m disgusted that they wouldn’t interview me under PACE” 😂😂😂 See the nonsense in full technicolour HERE 😂 New beats by Asda Jim just dropped too

When Asda Jim Met Geophph: A Hate-Fuelled Alliance

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Individually, Jeff Barrow KT (better known as Geophphph Wheelbarrow or Three Gaphphph Geophphphph) and James Allan WN8 ( Asda Jim ) were already memorable figures. Both had made names for themselves through aggressive online rants, bizarre threats, and an obsessive fixation with David Smiles and his circle. But the story took a stranger turn when the two men, united by their shared hatred, appeared to team up. Jeff Barrow: The Templar Outcast Jeff Barrow’s reputation was already sealed. A self-styled Knight Templar, he had been ostracised by his own group for going too far online. His attempts to rally others against David Smiles included bizarre ransom-style posts offering “cash rewards” for personal details — with the stipulation that nobody should dare ask how much. Asda Jim: The Meme Menace Meanwhile, James Allan — quickly christened Asda Jim after his contradictory supermarket anxiety confession — had built his own reputation through threats p...